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Merch

Everything on this page is a design that exists and has not been printed yet. There is no store here, no cart, and nothing to buy today. This is the preview, so you can see what is coming and say what you think of it first.

Most pieces carry a QR on the fabric. Those start a trail rather than finish one, and you will not find them by right-clicking a shirt on this page.

Don't talk to me, I'm in DEV MODE
Don't talk to me, I'm in DEV MODE
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I HAVEN'T OVERPROCESSED IT YET
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, I HAVEN'T OVERPROCESSED IT YET
kernel panic crash dump
kernel panic crash dump
Segfaulted my soul.
Segfaulted my soul.
One tweak too far.
One tweak too far.
ONE TWEAK TOO FAR IS THE CURSE OF THE CRAFTSMAN
ONE TWEAK TOO FAR IS THE CURSE OF THE CRAFTSMAN
One tweak too far, flat design
One tweak too far, flat design
l1ackers, tee
l1ackers, tee
l1ackers, hoodie
l1ackers, hoodie
Technically, I'm fine.
Technically, I'm fine.
Nothing is more permanent than temporary.
Nothing is more permanent than temporary.
An unreliable narrator.
An unreliable narrator.
Eventually consistent. Currently a mess.
Eventually consistent. Currently a mess.
Emotionally available. Port closed.
Emotionally available. Port closed.
I put the "fun" in undefined behavior.
I put the "fun" in undefined behavior.
I forgive. The logs are immutable.
I forgive. The logs are immutable.
I'm not indecisive. I'm exploring all branches.
I'm not indecisive. I'm exploring all branches.
I have boundaries. They're off by one.
I have boundaries. They're off by one.
I checked, and "fun" is not in "undefined behavior."
I checked, and "fun" is not in "undefined behavior."

Coming soon

A date would be nice and we are not giving one, because a date that slips is worse than no date at all. When it happens it will be a small run, printed properly, priced so that the shipping is not the expensive part, and announced on the board before anywhere else.

l1ackers · shell this is a way in, not a requirement
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